Thursday, February 28, 2008

Category....." Just another bafoony"

Now is it me or does he just not realize what he says have the time? The Prez made quite a spectacle of himself this week at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue when the World Champion Boston Red Sox visited. He welcomed the champs the White House and congratulated them on a great victory. That's perhaps where he should have stopped and returned to the Rose Garden or the Oval Office. He pondered as to why Manny Ramirez wasn't in attendance and asked those gathered " Hey Where's Manny? Did his Gramma die again?" Now what in the hell kind of a statement is that? Apparantly the Hollywood Writers are back to work but George Bush's writer must have been in the men's room and George had to act on his own. He best summed it up though when he quipped " Dice K and I both have trouble answering questions in English"

You have arrived in life!!!!

You know you have arrived in life when......

6 Your 80 year old father takes you out of your home to go to the MRI.

5 Your 80 year father wheels his 42 year old son in the hospital in a wheelchair.

4. You have to wait 4 weeks for an approved MRI.

3. You wait 4 weeks for an MRI, only to get freakin' stuck in the MRI Machine because you are a big boy and they have to pull you out and send you in feet first.

2. YOU GO TO PHYSICAL THERAPY AND NOW HAVE A WALKER (YES A WALKER) to get around with until you heal.

1. You know you have arrived when you have the guts to disclose on the internet you got stuck in the MRI machine and have a walker!

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Jez-a-lou! I am back.

Well certainly alot has happend over the course of a year or so sinse my original Brighto site went off the air. I certainly am devoted to covering local happenings but in an effort to market the site or blog I must also interact on larger scale issues as well. For example: Do I really care that the Demon of Rock and Roll aka Gene Simmons has a secret sex tape? Absolutely not! He's involved in an open relationship with Shannon Tweed and they are content. Leave them alone! Besides he's quite possibly the most talented Business Marketer alive today!

As almost mundane, doesn't the US Congress have enough to deal with without worrying about what Rocket Roger Clemens injected into his butt cheek eight years ago? Now I realize that growth hormones, enhancements etc have no place in professional sports at all. But shouldn't baseball handle that as his employer with policies for that stuff? I mean we as a society still can't figure out if it was one shot from the Book Depository or Two Shots from a Grassy Knoll that killed JFK! My God stay away from the Rocket's butt and handle foreign policy!

IS the media responsible for the apparant down fall of Brittany Spears? I mean day after day we hear about her driving too fast, in and out of hospitals, no care for her kids and all that jazz that is for tabloid sales! Do we really need to provoke or poke fun at her apparant mental situation rather than start a support network for her rehab? Woops, she did it again!

All in all it's good to be back and I look forward to bringing you local, state and national news as well as commentary and information.